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Jul 13

“You want a confession? Let’s get this done so I can go eat. I’m divorced. I take the Lord’s name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident.”

– Jack

Jul 12

“What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”

– Kenneth

“You’re being so transvaginal right now.”

-Liz

“ I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.”

-Paul

“Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

– Tracy

“What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.”

– Tracy

“I’ll tell you who has it the hardest: white men. We make the unpopular, difficult decisions; we land on the moon and Normandy beach, and yet they resent us.”

– Jack