Jul
13
“Paranoia!? Where?”
-Tracy
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Posts tagged jack donaghy
“You want a confession? Let’s get this done so I can go eat. I’m divorced. I take the Lord’s name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident.”
– Jack
Jul
12
“What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”
– Kenneth
“You’re being so transvaginal right now.”
-Liz
“ I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.”
-Paul
“Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”
– Tracy
“What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.”
– Tracy
“I’ll tell you who has it the hardest: white men. We make the unpopular, difficult decisions; we land on the moon and Normandy beach, and yet they resent us.”
– Jack
Jan
5
“I think there’s a lot about this world that we don’t understand, like the afterlife or how bread becomes toast.”
- Kenneth
Dec
20
“Suck it, monkeys, I’m going corporate.”
- Liz Lemon
