Heisenblerg

Money can't buy happiness. It is happiness.

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Jul 13

“Paranoia!? Where?”

-Tracy

“You want a confession? Let’s get this done so I can go eat. I’m divorced. I take the Lord’s name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident.”

– Jack

Jul 12

“What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”

– Kenneth

“You’re being so transvaginal right now.”

-Liz

“ I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.”

-Paul

“We are an immigrant nation. The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things; the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas. The third generation snowboards and takes improv classes.”

– Jack

“Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

– Tracy

“What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.”

– Tracy

“I’ll tell you who has it the hardest: white men. We make the unpopular, difficult decisions; we land on the moon and Normandy beach, and yet they resent us.”

– Jack

Jan 5

“I think there’s a lot about this world that we don’t understand, like the afterlife or how bread becomes toast.”

- Kenneth

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